[Video] - Huston, we have cooties.

[lostmydaddy]

D-comm! I have cooties!

A boy from school gave me them. [She's got a big wibble face. Of course, she doesn't say that it's because she was pulled into a game of tag. Oh no. The important thing is that she has the evil Cooties. And of course, the digital world needs to know this.] I don't want cooties! How do I make them go away?

Cooties don't go away that easily though. And no one wants to play with me any more. [Sad face is sad face.]

Come on Coco! Let's go find a de-cootifier so the others will play with me again! 

.. I need a snack as well.

Comments

[iwantham.livejournal.com]

Cooties?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! Evil things that make you unclean and all boys have them and if a boy touches you, you get them! And then no one likes you when have them cos you have cooties. All boys have them!

[iwantham.livejournal.com]

Ewwww! *Giggle* Even Sousuke?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yea.

..Who's Sousuke?

[iwantham.livejournal.com]

Sousuke is Sousuke! Ponyo loves Sousuke!

Oh, I'm Ponyo! HI!

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Ok.[Yea, she doesn't get it, but oh well.]

I'm Elicia. It's nice to meet you, Ponyo.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Cooties! Those are the worst. Do you want to know how to get rid of them?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

I know! you need to find a de-cootifier!~


But, how do you get rid of them, Mr catmon. [Because talking animals = digimon. Totally!]

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Simple. I don't have to worry about cooties anymore. I got my cootie shot.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Cootie shot...?

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If you get a cootie shot, you can never get cooties again. I know how to do it. It's pretty simple and doesn't hurt like other shots.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

But all shots hurt.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Not this one. If you want, I can give you your cootie shot. Then all the cooties on you will die and you'll never get them again. What do you say?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

... But cooties don't die.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Sure they do. Trust me. I haven't had cooties since the third grade when I got my shot.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Cooties can't die! Cos they are cooties.

[Somewhere there's the sound of a digimon facepalming - or the equiv if they don't have hands. Elicia, your logic hurts Coco's brain.]

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Yes they can. Trust me. I'm a boy. I know all about cooties. I'm an expert.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! Girls know more about cooties! cos boys make the cooties in the first place!

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

And since we make them, doesn't it make sense we know more? How would a girl know about what she doesn't make?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Girls are smarter than boys! Mummy said so! And Aunty Riza's smarter than Uncle Roy and they are grown-ups.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Girls may be smarter, but not when it comes to cooties. Trust me on that.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Paulo, you are arguing with a five year old. You will not win.] Meanie poo. Girls are better than boys in everything!

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

[Time for him to pull out his trump card.]

Fine then. Ask a grown up girl about cootie shots and see what they say then.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

You have to give them to someone else to get rid of them, duh.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

.. But then I might get them back. [Wibble!]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

That's why you have to surprise them so they can't give them back.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

You do?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Yup!

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

..Can I give you my cooties then?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

If I do that then we'll both have them. But I can help you find someone else to give them to.

1/2

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Really?

YAY!

2

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

ummm..

but how do I find you?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Uh, we could meet by the elevator.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

OK.

Oh. I'm Elicia, Mr Digimon. Do you have a name? [Otherwise, you will get a name given to you.]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*It wouldn't be the first time he was named, but he's sticking with the first one he was given for sack of simplicity* Most call me Fluffy.

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Whatsa cootie?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Evil icky things that boys have!

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Ehhhh?! Does that mean my Daddy has cooties?!

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yea. But he has special cooties that don't infect you as he's daddy! [It makes sense, she swears!]

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, okay ....

Why don'tcha take a bath to get rid of the cooties?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

But it's not bath time yet.

[Somewhere there's the sound of a digimon facepalming - or the equiv if they don't have hands. Elicia, your logic hurts Coco's brain.]

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Baths can be taken any time of the day! Sometimes, Mommy and Daddy even take showers together ....

And then there are weird sounds comin' from their shower ... dunno why though. Every time I ask Mommy about it, she gets real embarrassed.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

They are doing icky things!

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Icky things? What kinda icky things?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

You know. Stuff grown ups do. Like kissing.

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Eeeewwwww, kissing!

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Yea. It's really gross.

[ttlytonedeaf.livejournal.com]

Really really gross! Mommy and Daddy do that a lot, too ...

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Ewwww.

Maybe they like sharing cooties. [8\]