[Video] - Huston, we have cooties.

[lostmydaddy]

D-comm! I have cooties!

A boy from school gave me them. [She's got a big wibble face. Of course, she doesn't say that it's because she was pulled into a game of tag. Oh no. The important thing is that she has the evil Cooties. And of course, the digital world needs to know this.] I don't want cooties! How do I make them go away?

Cooties don't go away that easily though. And no one wants to play with me any more. [Sad face is sad face.]

Come on Coco! Let's go find a de-cootifier so the others will play with me again! 

.. I need a snack as well.

Comments

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Simple. I don't have to worry about cooties anymore. I got my cootie shot.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Cootie shot...?

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If you get a cootie shot, you can never get cooties again. I know how to do it. It's pretty simple and doesn't hurt like other shots.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

But all shots hurt.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Not this one. If you want, I can give you your cootie shot. Then all the cooties on you will die and you'll never get them again. What do you say?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

... But cooties don't die.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Sure they do. Trust me. I haven't had cooties since the third grade when I got my shot.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Cooties can't die! Cos they are cooties.

[Somewhere there's the sound of a digimon facepalming - or the equiv if they don't have hands. Elicia, your logic hurts Coco's brain.]

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Yes they can. Trust me. I'm a boy. I know all about cooties. I'm an expert.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! Girls know more about cooties! cos boys make the cooties in the first place!

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

And since we make them, doesn't it make sense we know more? How would a girl know about what she doesn't make?

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

Girls are smarter than boys! Mummy said so! And Aunty Riza's smarter than Uncle Roy and they are grown-ups.

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

Girls may be smarter, but not when it comes to cooties. Trust me on that.

[lostmydaddy.livejournal.com]

[Paulo, you are arguing with a five year old. You will not win.] Meanie poo. Girls are better than boys in everything!

[somalihottie.livejournal.com]

[Time for him to pull out his trump card.]

Fine then. Ask a grown up girl about cootie shots and see what they say then.